3 Ways Real Girls Beat Sega's Robot Girlfriend Toy

Jun. 19 3:09 PM by KenTheGreat1

It's a fantasy that only the most hardcore science fiction nerds hold on to: the invention of the robot girlfriend. In case you haven't heard, Sega is hitting the market with "EMA", the robot girlfriend that swings her/it's butt as she/it walks and uses infra-red sensors to target your face with kisses. It invades Japan this Fall, but will it take over the rest of the world?

The SlobsofGaming are taking some time to warn you: it starts with innocent toys like EMA, but before you know it, all the women in the world could be replaced by these docile, subservient robots. THIS IS A BAD THING. Just don't say we didn't warn you. Here's 3 reasons why nerds and Trekkie-fetishists should suck it up and stick with real women. This is important.





3. Real girls don't run on batteries.


This problem alone guarantees that a real girlfriend will always be able to outdo a robot. Just like a DS or a PSP, a machine will only function while it has battery power. Can you imagine dating a robot, and it dies right before the goodnight kiss? Real girls, however, will often run circles around you until the late hours of the evening. All that takes is soda and snacks.

2. Robots are always cold.


Unless you're going to spring for the thousand-dollar model that maintains its own body temperature, your robot girlfriend is always going to be cold to the touch. Even worse, unless you have heat-insulated biomechanical plating installed in your robot girlfriend, she'll be all but useless in the winter. Real girls -- amazingly enough -- generate their own heat.

1. Sex?


No matter how hard you try, or how good your imagination is, at the end of the day, you're just thrusting your joystick into a metal shell.



BEWARE: It's only the beginning!

Comments

See? Robots are taking over the world.

 

Ahhh, sex with robots. Only time will unveil the possibility.

 

If they made that toy to human scale, there'd be trouble.

 

I think its hilarious. Some people will have sex with it.

 

While I agree with all three reasons why Earth girls are better than robo hos, it's worthy of noting that robot girlfriends will never run away and tell you you're a lazy person. She'll never say "Denny's is not a suitable place for a two-year anniversary." She'll never say tell you to cut your hair and buy better deoderant than what you get at the dollar store. Those are just examples.

 

I'm sure some sick people will fall in love with those things, I'll be waiting for the CNN report on how a man killed a person for looking at his robot the wrong way.

 

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